i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
