i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Randomize
