Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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