Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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