I am full of burrito and curiosity
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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