What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I'm just crazy horny about you
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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