Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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