That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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