I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
