No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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