ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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