Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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