We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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