So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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