Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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