whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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