I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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