I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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