Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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