It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
