i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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