Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
