i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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