Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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