Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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