I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Come on in and take your pants off
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