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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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