Who wears a wallet chain?!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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