This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize