I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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