Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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