After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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