Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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