That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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