almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We have started to decorate penises.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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