I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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