That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize