Non-Jews are for practice
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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