plz talk dirty to me
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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Do I have a choice?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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