whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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