Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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