There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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