Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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