In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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