everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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