what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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