We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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