At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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