fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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