you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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