I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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