just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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