fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
