Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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